Episode 9: Captions by Jeffrey Lee P.
Published: April 21, 2015
As the title suggests, this week's captions are all written by one Jeffrey Lee P. See if you can tell the difference.
Episode 8: Botox vs. implants
Published: April 14, 2015
In which Jeff Probst, in attempt to stave off the aging process, considers getting breast implants. Of course.
Episode 6: A threatening abroma
Published: March 30, 2015
In which the blue tribe goes blue, and buries itself in an avalanche of farts. As seen on TV, of course.
Episode 5: Max on, Max off
Published: March 23, 2015
The tale of three, no two tribes, no, really one tribe (in blue), and all the leftover misfit parts in the other (in red).
Episode 4: Head wounds and Shambo
Published: March 23, 2015
Some woman foolishly doesn't get out of the way of Dan's platform, perhaps because she's blindfolded. Meanwhile, No Collar wins chickens, and with chickens come Shambo. Amen.
Episode 3: With bonus Fabio pee
Published: March 13, 2015
Jeff Probst looks at the Red Collars and says 'that doesn't look like anything to me' and calls them No Collars, so they lose, and the older woman who was being excluded by the young'ns gets more excluded and is voted out, the end.
Episode 2: Free Blurred
Published: March 6, 2015
Lots of things go missing in Episode 2 of Survivor: Worlds Apart, mostly items of clothing. Thankfully, the blur operator is standing by.
Episode 1: The neutral collar
Published: March 2, 2015
It's the premiere episode of Worlds Apart, which heavily references One World and San Juan del Sur, but we're sure there's no way that could possibly be a red flag or anything.
Jeff Pitman is the founder of the True Dork Times, and probably should find better things to write about than Survivor. So far he hasn't, though. He's also responsible for the Survivometer, calendar, boxscores, and contestant pages, so if you want to complain about those, do so in the comments, or on Bluesky: @truedorktimes