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Final Episode (14)
F4 IC: Chris
F4 Boot: Scout
F3 IC: Twila
F3 Boot: Eliza
Winner: Chris


Warning: Reality show contestants; any resemblance to actual reality is purely coincidental
Contestant Name, info Factors for boot Factors against boot Overall survivability
Chris Daugherty
 33, Columbus, OH
Construction		 - Jury is dominated by women
- Last-minute backstabbing of Julie
- Not the most eloquent, but luckily against an evenly-matched opponent

- Cutieepi: Chris loses 50-plus pounds?
- Survivor is a social game, and he's friends with everyone
Episode 14 Overall
Winner Winner?
 
Twila Tanner
41, Marshall, MO
Highway repair		 - Not afraid to speak her mind.
- Survivor is a social game, and she's close to Matt from S6 in these skills.		 - Good friends with Scout, possibly even Sarge.
Episode 14 Overall
Loses jury vote Second place?

I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!! (from the, er, jury, that is)
Contestant Name, info Final two friends Final two enemies Overall survivability
Scout Cloud Lee
59, Stillwater, OK
Singer, entrepreneur

- Twila, but likes Chris as well

 - None
Episode 13 Overall
Voted out? Sixth juror?
Eliza Orlins
21, Washington, DC
Rich kid		 - Chris -Twila, Twila and Twila
Episode 13 Overall
Voted out: 2-1? Third place?
Julie Berry
23, Gorham, ME
Youth mentor		 - None, but was friends with Chris - Twila, possibly Chris for booting her
Episode 13 Overall
Voted out: 4-1? Fifth juror
Ami Cusack
31, Lakewood, CO
Playboy veteran		 - Chris - Twila
Episode 12 Overall
Voted out: 4-2 Fourth juror
Leann Slaby
35, Milwaukee, WI
Singer/ actor		 - None - Twila, for her boot
- Chris, for not getting booted when she did
Episode 11 Overall
Voted out: 4-3 Third juror
Chad Crittenden
 35, Oakland, CA
Teacher		 - Chris - None, but was closer to Chris
Episode 10 Overall
Voted out: 6-2 Second juror
 
Lea "Sarge" Masters
40, Columbia, SC
Drill sergeant		 - Chris
- Twila, but she betrayed him		 - None
Episode 9 Overall
Voted out: 7-1-1 First juror

Hooray! Now I can check my Friendster account!
Contestant Name, info Factors for boot Factors against boot Overall survivability
Rory Freeman
35, Des Moines, IA
Case manager		 - Loner, opinionated.
- Last man standing at Yasur.		 - Toast
Episode 8 Overall
Voted out: 6-4 Toast
 
John Kenney
22, Los Angeles, CA
Model		 - Not in the final nine.
- S1E7: Checked Friendster, on 7/19?		 - Toast
Episode 7 Overall
Voted out: 4-1 Toast
 
Lisa Keiffer
44, New Orleans, LA
Realtor		 - Not in the final nine.    - Toast
Episode 6 Overall
Voted out: 4-2 Toast
Travis Sampson
33, Blountville, TN
Reality show contestant		 - I just wanna go home!
- Not in the final nine.   		- Toast
Episode 5 Overall
Voted out: 6-1 Toast
 
David Brady Finta
33, Huntington Beach, CA
Actor/ FBI agent

- Not in the final nine.

 - Toast
Episode 5 Overall
Voted out: 5-1 Toast
 
Mia Galeotalanza
30, Toms River, NJ
Bartender

- Not in the final nine, big mouth.
- She and John P. appear dismayed in Ep3 promo, several times.

 - Toast
Episode 3 Overall
Voted out: 5-3 Toast
 
John Palyok
31, Los Angeles, CA
Sales		 - On the wrong side of Flab Five alliance.
- Not in the final nine. 
- Threat in every sense.		 - Toast
Episode 3 Overall
Voted out: 5-3 Toast
Dolly Neely
25, Mercer, PA
Rich kid		 - MickeyKnocks says so for Ep2.
- Not in the final nine. 		 - Toast
Episode 2 Overall
Voted out: 5-4 Toast
Brook Geraghty
27, Winthrop, MA
Project manager		 - MickeyKnocks say so for Ep1.
- Not in the final nine. 		 - Toast
Episode 1 Overall
Voted out: 5-3-1 Toast

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