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Episode 13

Ep. 13: Better be quiet now

By: Jeff Pitman | Published: December 15, 2003

 

After Sandra's win... an extremely temporary lull in the coverage.

 
Episode 12

Ep.12: Third time's a charm

By: Antithesys | Published: December 12, 2003

 

The first player ever to be voted out twice achieves that feat here. Oh, who could it possibly be?

 
Episode 11

Ep. 11: The one where Christa is voted out

By: Antithesys | Published: December 5, 2003

 

Fairplay has a sweet, sweet threesome at a resort (with Lill) and somehow Christa leaves, as you may have guessed.

 
Episode 10

Ep.10: Lies make Baby Jesus cry

By: Antithesys | Published: November 28, 2003

 

Then Jon looked to the heavens and screamed "GRANNNNDMAAAA!!!"

 
Episode 9

Ep.9: A.S.S.ed out

By: Antithesys | Published: November 21, 2003

 

A heartfelt, song-laden elegy for the already-returned (but not in this season) pirate of your heart. Or something.

 
Episode 8

Ep.8: A man, a plan, a stingray... Pagong!

By: Antithesys | Published: November 14, 2003

 

This episode was a full-blown celebration of pirate history and lore, featuring... slingshots and a trivia contest? Arrr!

 
Episode 7

Ep.7: Curse of the Black Pearl (Parts 1 & 2)

By: Antithesys | Published: October 30 & November 7, 2003

 

Outcasts return, hoping jerks die, and tribes merge. Surely that should work out well for those who aren't wimpy non-leaders.

 
Episode 6

Ep.6: What's Dunn is Dunn

By: Antithesys | Published: October 24, 2003

 

Sickly snakes nearly perish, pelicans attack. Someone has to pay. It's... her. But she'll be back soon.

 
Episode 5

Ep.5: The Curse of the Bonehambino

By: Antithesys | Published: October 17, 2003

 

Rupert returns, but Drake keeps losing, including Michelle, who loses her lunch. And her spot in the game. Whoops.

 
Episode 4

Ep.4: Burton Fink

By: Antithesys | Published: October 10, 2003

 

Everyone gets nicknames, Rupert gets pirated, Probst gets confused, and that one guy gets temporarily removed.

 
Episode 3

Ep.3: So long, and thanks for all the hooks

By: Antithesys | Published: October 3, 2003

 

The mistress of fishing hooks has a magical conversation with a mystical fish, resulting in a semi-snuffing. What could it mean?

 
Episode 2

Ep. 2: Lost and found and run aground

By: Antithesys | Published: September 26, 2003

 

Antithesys looks at the hapless Morgan tribe, as one contestant's quest to become the new Clay Aiken founders and sinks.

 
Episode 1

Ep. 1: Highly refined pirates

By: Jeff Pitman | Published: September 19, 2003

 

Jeff Pitman recaps the Survivor: Pearl Islands season premiere episode, via an imagined interview with someone named, um, Heff Gropst.

 

Other TDT recaps:

Jeff Pitman has been writing Survivor recaps for far too long. Here are some you probably will regret reading...

Survivor: Game Changers | Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X | Survivor: Kaoh Rong | Survivor: Cambodia | Survivor: Worlds Apart | Survivor: San Juan del Sur | Survivor: Cagayan | Blood vs. Water | Survivor: Caramoan | Survivor: Philippines | Survivor: One World | Survivor: South Pacific | Survivor: Redemption Island | Survivor: Nicaragua | Survivor: Cook Islands | Survivor: Vanuatu | Survivor: Pearl Islands | Survivor: The Amazon | Survivor: Thailand | Survivor: Marquesas | Survivor: Africa

 

See also: The full True Dork Times index of past seasons.

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