By: Jeff Pitman | Published: December 15, 2003
After Sandra's win... an extremely temporary lull in the coverage.
By: Antithesys | Published: December 12, 2003
The first player ever to be voted out twice achieves that feat here. Oh, who could it possibly be?
By: Antithesys | Published: December 5, 2003
Fairplay has a sweet, sweet threesome at a resort (with Lill) and somehow Christa leaves, as you may have guessed.
By: Antithesys | Published: November 28, 2003
Then Jon looked to the heavens and screamed "GRANNNNDMAAAA!!!"
By: Antithesys | Published: November 21, 2003
A heartfelt, song-laden elegy for the already-returned (but not in this season) pirate of your heart. Or something.
By: Antithesys | Published: November 14, 2003
This episode was a full-blown celebration of pirate history and lore, featuring... slingshots and a trivia contest? Arrr!
By: Antithesys | Published: October 30 & November 7, 2003
Outcasts return, hoping jerks die, and tribes merge. Surely that should work out well for those who aren't wimpy non-leaders.
By: Antithesys | Published: October 24, 2003
Sickly snakes nearly perish, pelicans attack. Someone has to pay. It's... her. But she'll be back soon.
By: Antithesys | Published: October 17, 2003
Rupert returns, but Drake keeps losing, including Michelle, who loses her lunch. And her spot in the game. Whoops.
By: Antithesys | Published: October 10, 2003
Everyone gets nicknames, Rupert gets pirated, Probst gets confused, and that one guy gets temporarily removed.
By: Antithesys | Published: October 3, 2003
The mistress of fishing hooks has a magical conversation with a mystical fish, resulting in a semi-snuffing. What could it mean?
By: Antithesys | Published: September 26, 2003
Antithesys looks at the hapless Morgan tribe, as one contestant's quest to become the new Clay Aiken founders and sinks.
By: Jeff Pitman | Published: September 19, 2003
Jeff Pitman recaps the Survivor: Pearl Islands season premiere episode, via an imagined interview with someone named, um, Heff Gropst.
Other TDT recaps:
Jeff Pitman has been writing Survivor recaps for far too long. Here are some you probably will regret reading...
Survivor: Edge of Extinction | Survivor: David vs. Goliath | Survivor NZ: Thailand | Survivor: Ghost Island | Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers | Survivor: Game Changers | Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X | Survivor: Kaoh Rong | Survivor: Cambodia | Survivor: Worlds Apart | Survivor: San Juan del Sur | Survivor: Cagayan | Blood vs. Water | Survivor: Caramoan | Survivor: Philippines | Survivor: One World | Survivor: South Pacific | Survivor: Redemption Island | Survivor: Nicaragua | Survivor: China | Survivor: Cook Islands | Survivor: Vanuatu | Survivor: Pearl Islands | Survivor: The Amazon | Survivor: Thailand | Survivor: Marquesas | Survivor: Africa
See also: The full True Dork Times index of past seasons.