Published: December 20, 2011
As we hand out season-long awards, finally, yeah ...
they pretty much go to the people you'd expect.
Published: December 16, 2011
You know it's a pretty special week in Survivor
history when both the editors and God win awards. Praise
Published: December 9, 2011
In which we reward the show for returning to its one
true love: talking about Russell Hantz.
Published: December 2, 2011
Sophie continues cornering the Slitty market in between
naps, while a surprise guest awardee takes the Trolly.
Published: November 18, 2011
You may be shocked to learn Coach, Ozzy, and Sophie won
awards this week. A bit shocked to learn which ones?
Published: November 11, 2011
Ozzy and Brandon get awards again this week, but this
time ... they're not the ones you would expect.
Published: November 4, 2011
Cochran and Coach, again. As one would expect with the
outcome of this episode's big Tribal.
Published: October 28, 2011
In these troubled times, it is right to recognize
Coach, God, and Cochran. At least that's what we tell
Published: October 21, 2011
In which a Hantz not pictured here wins another award.
Yay. But also some for Coach and Jim.
Published: October 14, 2011
This week, we're all about the Benjamin. Well, okay,
also two awards for Jim!
Published: October 7, 2011
A new (mostly) crop of awardees this week, including
Dawn! And Sophie! (Also more Brandon, but whatever.)
Published: September 30, 2011
Coach and Edna? Each winning awards? It could happen,
Published: September 23, 2011
Yeah, you know this was coming. Someone's getting a
Trolly! You'll never guess who.
Published: September 16, 2011
In which the Trolly award is used to recognize...
sincerity? And other premiere-based revelations.
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