Jeff Pitman's Cook Islands recaps
Yulnited nations
By Jeff Pitman | Published: August 28, 2013
Survivor: Cook Islands Episode 15 recap/ analysis

Both at the time it first aired, and on re-watch, the high point of this season in our minds was the final reading of the jury votes. Truly a suspenseful, worthy ending to an above-average season, capped by the order in which Jeff Probst revealed the votes, giving Yul an early lead, then letting Ozzy temporarily surge ahead, then tie, then fall short to Yul on the final reveal. Probst also performed admirably in hosting the reunion, addressing the social-vs-physical game dichotomy in the jury vote, and managing to work in every contestant, despite the whopping 20-person cast. He even adjusted on-the-fly to Yul's reveal that Becky indeed was far more involved in the strategy than was shown, and gave her a chance to expand on that. Maybe a bit too much dependence on Nate for what turned out to be meandering responses, but otherwise, it would serve the show's producers well to go back and re-watch this reunion themselves, to remind themselves that such things are possible. (And it was only 36 minutes of actual show!)

It's in your head... filler

The two-hour finale clocks in at a mere 1 hour, 36 minutes without commercials, and of that, fully 9:20 is Probst's opening recap of the previous 36 days' events (plus the title sequence). Followed by a 20-second montage of all the sea life that, miraculously, managed not to get caught and eaten by Ozzy. When the Rites of Passage sequence, which is six minutes itself, covers much of the same ground, it wouldn't hurt to scale back the opening recap. We're all for more Survivor, but if the finale is this action-poor (action-lacked?), why not split the three-hour time block in half, with a 90-minute finale, 90-minute reunion? Then you could have your superfluous Boston Rob/Rudy interruptions AND talk to every actual contestant.

Premature eflagulation


The final five immunity challenge was epic in scale and fun to watch (at least until everyone got to the puzzle stage and the sense of which person was leading evaporated). It contained an amusing goof that may have gone unnoticed, though: When Ozzy comes back with his fifth puzzle bag, his flag, which Probst had just sworn could only be raised by the correct assembly of the most difficult puzzle in Survivor history, is already up. Oops. (Side note: This puzzle, or at least a very similar one, was used at the end of the Ep1 IC in Heroes vs. Villains. They're not exact replicas--the HvsV one appeared to have only three layers, but it's the same compass rose design.)

Ozzy, the challenge strategist

Ozzy being Ozzy

Even if it wasn't intentional, Ozzy's early final five IC deficit was actually a smart approach. In taking on the most difficult part of the course first, he guaranteed he wouldn't have to wait for someone else to finish it before completing it himself. Other parts (various nets, rope bridges, etc.) could accommodate two people at a time, or at worst be crossed quickly, but the moving-planks bridge seems like it could only be done by one person at a time, slowly. It's tempting to pick off the low-hanging fruit of easy bags first, but Ozzy's choice seems the most likely to pay off, especially with five people trying to cross a total of eight obstacles.

Bravo, Raro. Bravo

One of the main problems with this otherwise fairly good season is the absolute lack of worthy opposition to Yul's alliance. For all their return appearances, Candice and Parvati made very little effort to stir things up on their way to Ponderosa, beyond trying to torpedo Penner's spot first. Sure, Yul's omnipotent idol and the perception that Becky and Yul were inseparable probably didn't help, but it's sad that the only real campaign to do much of anything to break up the Aitu Four was Adam's weak-spirited, between naps, "Hey, uh, Sundra and Ozzy... I'm going home either way, so you wanna flush Yul's idol tonight? Maybe? Eh, never mind."

The birth of the final three

What could this mean?

In hindsight, the confused looks and expressions of disbelief as the Aitu Four read their Day 38 treemail, informing them of their "final immunity challenge," were cute. As was their excited motioning when Probst confirmed that there would indeed be three people facing the jury. But really, was this that much of a shock? It was Day 38, people! Were you expecting two challenges in one day? A rehash of the bottle twist? Okay, that's not out of the realm of possibility, but still seems highly improbable. Then again, final three was completely unprecedented, so it was therefore also improbable.

Anti-climactic final four

Dear God, make this stop

Maybe hindsight colors the re-watch, but sorry, the ever-so-slight possibility that Yul might have given Becky his idol at the final four was really the best suspense the editors could come up with? Then again, that would have saved us the spectacle of...

The fire-starting tiebreaker

The editing of this sequence was brilliant, playing the entire thing up for the comedic purposes it merited. That, after 38 days, it took Becky a full half an hour to start a fire with matches, and Sundra failed even at that, using up all of her matches in the process, is simply embarrassing. On the other hand, Becky had a solid case that she contributed to the strategic decision-making, and by forcing the jury to endure this marathon of haplessness, this performance all but guaranteed not a single juror would vote for her. Becky made the right strategic decision in not using Yul's idol to reach the final three, then fell flat in her attempt to get there under her own power.

Jury problems

And you are?

Again, as Brad brought up during his jury question, three of the jurors had limited in-game interactions with the final three. Brad, Jenny, and Rebecca's sole chances to talk with Ozzy came during Ozzy, Cao Boi, and Flica's invasion of the Raro camp. Rebecca, as far as we know, never talked to Yul or Becky, either, unless they did so at challenges. The late merge was the cause of this, which was in turn caused by the mutiny. While the mutiny certainly created an interesting story for the middle episodes of the season, it wasn't without cost. Furthermore, it would have been helpful to explore why Brad, Rebecca, and Jenny voted the way they did (Yul, Ozzy, Ozzy, respectively) at the reunion, since they had limited information to work with.

Jury duty, ugh

Step it up, guys

Yul did an impressive job in handling the jury, Becky did surprisingly well, despite receiving few direct questions, and Ozzy was hit-and-miss, but managed to hold his own. The jurors' attempts at Q&A, however, were mostly underwhelming. Example: Rebecca got a spectacular response from Yul, allowing him to talk about ethnic portrayals on TV, and how he would work to convert his win into expanded opportunities for minority representation in entertainment. Ozzy followed with an unconvincing "Me, too!", and received her vote. Adam seemed to delight himself, Candice, and Parvati (and few else) by calling the Aitu Four "boring." Candice demanded a one-word response from Yul. Brad, of all people, elicited the one big emotional moment, with Ozzy talking about his biological dad (a moment we'd forgotten). All in all, it felt like most of the jurors had already decided on their votes before the final Tribal, and were just showing up to kill time.

Final words

Taken as a whole, this was an enjoyable season on re-watch. A tight, iconic battle for the win. A compelling underdog story to get there, with likable, unique people to root for. And yet, for all Adam's complaints that the Aitu Four were "boring people," in fact (as is always the case with Adam) he had it backwards, and the post-switch Raro tribe was painfully dull to watch. As exciting as it was to watch the tiny Aitu tribe persevere in the face of an overwhelming post-mutiny Raro majority, that necessarily required the show to spend an inordinate amount of time in the Raro camp, where the post-switch social/strategic game amounted to picking some random non-original Raro each week, deciding they were suddenly too bossy or potentially disloyal, and summarily dismissing them. Everyone would sit or lay around a lot, nobody except Parvati and maybe Nate were particularly compelling narrators (at least until Penner re-joined them). And the season suffered in the middle for that.

Even so, a season as good as Cook Islands would be a welcome respite in current Survivor times, where the life of the game is slowly being suffocated under an avalance of unwanted twists and unwelcome pretend "characters" that exist solely for the purpose of camera time. Instead of rewarding semi-scripted behavior, why not bring back some of this season's colorful, authentic early boot characters instead (Cao Boi, Flica, Billy)? People who, like 3/4 of the final four, never got a chance to play a second time, let alone a third? Or, you know, the winner, at least, who played one of the most thoughtful, rational, positive games ever? Is that really such an unreasonable request?

Finaller final word

If he's still interested, Yul's efforts at increasing the visibility of under-represented ethnic groups on TV would do well to resume with Survivor. Counting Blood vs. Water, guess how many Asian-American men have been on the last ten seasons? Just one, Jonas Otsuji, who was barely seen on One World. How many non-Caucasian players are on Blood vs. Water? Two, on a twenty-player season, making the percentage even lower than on Gervase's original season, Borneo. Sorry, Yul. But hey, at least it has a whole mess of twists, right?

Recaps and commentary

  • Gordon Holmes at MoreWhatnot: "Survivor Summer Book Club – Survivor: Cook Islands Episode 15"
  • Official CBS recap: "Managing the Win: Yul is the Sole Survivor"
  • RealityTVWorld (12/18/06): "Yul Kwon edges Ozzy Lusth to win Survivor: Cook Islands"


Exit interviews - Yul Kwon (1st place)

  • Derrick J. Lang at (12/18/06): "The Slug Talks to Yul Kwon"
  • (1/11/07): "Exclusive Interview: Yul Kwon, Winner of Survivor: Cook Islands"
  • Tashi Tagg at (11/28/07): "Survivor: Cook Islands Interview: Yul Kwon"
  • Anderson Cooper (video) interview (circa 2007)
  • Rob Cesternino at RobHasAPodcast (9/20/12): "Yul Kwon Discusses Jonathan Penner's Survivor Hat Trick"


Exit interviews - Ozzy Lusth (2nd place)

  • Staci Krause at (12/18/06): "Exclusive Survivor: Cook Islands Interview: Ozzy Lusth"
  • Derrick J. Lang at (12/18/06): "Sundra to Blame for Ozzy's Loss?"
  • Tashi Tagg at (11/28/07): "Survivor: Cook Islands Interview: Ozzy Lusth"
  • SurvivorOz podcast (2/26/13): "Ozzy Lusth Interview"


Exit interviews - Becky Lee (3rd place)

  • Eric Goldman at (12/19/06): "Exclusive Survivor: Cook Islands Interview: Becky Lee"


Exit interviews - Sundra Oakley (4th place)

  • Staci Krause at (12/19/06): "Exclusive Survivor: Cook Islands Interview: Sundra Oakley"
  • SurvivorOz podcast (5/17/13): "Sundra Oakley interview"


Exit interviews - Adam Gentry (5th place)

  • Michael Zitz at (12/19/06): "Adam Gentry: He's not a Survivor"
  • Staci Krause at (12/20/06): "Exclusive Survivor: Cook Islands Interview: Adam Gentry"
  • Peb at BB Lane (2/17/07): "Interview with Adam Gentry"
  • Fox Reality Channel video interview, with then-fiancée Erika Landin (10/22/08).

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