Surviwhore! R.I.P.

Editor's Note:  This game was originally intended to be a cautionary tale for potential future contestants, discouraging them from thinking that three weeks on a roughly top-ten TV show would turn them into the hottest property in Hollywood. Sadly, the glut of reality TV offerings seems to have made the lure of instant "star"-dom even more enticing, and castmember after castmember seems drawn to fling themselves on the cold cattle calls of Los Angeles like so many beached whales. Enough!

Oh... yeah. You were probably wanting to know who the "winner" was, weren't you?

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Survivor cast info, boot odds. Try S3, S4, S5, S6.

All the crap that happened in S4, S5, S6.
Survivor humor
Note: Your mileage may vary. S2, S3 or S4.

View our smattering of info here. S3, S4, S5, S6.

Episode recaps
To help dredge up the pain. S3, S4, S5, S6.

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