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All the crap that happened in S4, S5, S6.
Note: Your mileage may vary. S2, S3 or S4.
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If there's one thing we love about Survivor, it's that it's so easy to ridicule. Thanks, Mark! In our short time, the True Dork Times has accumulated a reasonably-sized pile of Survivor-related items that we sat around, cracking ourselves up over. Of course, our standards are low, your mileage may vary. Perhaps unsettlingly, we foresee a future in which more of the same kind of crap is likely to pile up here. So wade on through these brackish waters, and see what happens to be floating by today. The most recent stuff is more likely to be upstream, so tread carefully.
NOTE: If you believe any of this stuff to be true, you have bigger problems than we can solve here. It's fake. Deal with it.
CONTENTS (Dated for freshness! Although they may have been none too fresh when created).
Africa - Page One
Brandon's International Home o' Flapjacks!
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The world's most effective security system
Survivor: Africa endorsement deal - "Clarence's Black Beans!"