A
bunch of people sit around and pay good money for stuff
they may not want, all while enduring Jeff Probst's constant
bellowing. Then somebody wins the wax-dripped thing in
front of Probst. Cheers and grimaces follow.
With
the most recent hidden idol firmly planted in Russell's
pocket, we should be spared intense focus on it this week.
Not that this will remove the need to showcase Palm Pre-based
clues, or anything.
The
contestants face off in a battle for the blessings of the
all-powerful necklace. Hopefully with fake lightning thrown
in, so we'll recognize the dramatic parts.
On
the one hand, someone's million-dollar mediawhore quest
is ending. On the other, their beachfront, free food-and-lodging
Samoan vacation is beginning. Who could it be?