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Caryn Groedel
46, Solon, OH
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Contestant-related press and rumors
Date Story Source
January 26, 2005 - "Caryn is... someone that I liked right when she walked in the room, because she had such a strong presence, a strong point of view. You don't get the feeling that she's gonna waffle. Doesn't mean she'll play her cards, but I think she's got a pretty good head on this game. She's one of three attorneys we have, so that should be fun, to watch those guys go at it. And uh, I think, anytime you have a mother, in her case a mother of three, there's some experience there that tends to... to help them in the game. They've been around these situations where you have multiple people wanting multiple things, and how do you please everybody? And... moms do okay on this show." - Jeff Probst's pre-game comments on the contestants, from the official CBS site.
January 4, 2005 - ILuvTijuana reports: "Her tan was very noticeable, and you could tell that she lost a couple of pounds, but not much." - Survivor Sucks EZ board
December 30, 2004 - Corvis (Matt) posts a picture of Caryn in Vegas. - Survivor Thoughts From Iowa
December 11, 2004 - Name revealed by "Anonymous" on the S10 Contestant Confirmator. - SNN
October 4, 2004 - Daughter Isabel appeared in the (child comedy division of) UnSigned Artist World Showcase, which appears to be a talent competition of some kind, which was allegedly televised. - USA World Showcase
October 12, 2003 - Finished 11th (out of 12) in her age group in the 2003 Akron General Towpath Marathon. - Race results
September 7, 2003 - Finished 29th (out of 48) in the 45-49 age group in the 2003 Cleveland Clinic Sports Health River Run Half-Marathon. - Race results
May 2, 2002 - Represented a Cleveland X-ray technician in a fondling lawsuit against none other than boxing promoter Don King. - NewsNet5 (WEWS, Cleveland, OH)

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