Surviwhore! R.I.P.

Oh... yeah. You were probably wanting to know who the "winner" was, weren't you?
Well, it should come as no shock that the winner is...

Evil Pecker Mark Burnett! While he may not have had quite the post-Survivor overexposure of, say, Jerri Manthey, he did manage to trick 32 people a year into thinking that they could. Not only that, he convinced them to endure starvation, tropical diseases, post-traumatic stress disorders and six months of forced isolation, all so that two of the 32 could earn one-sixth of what NBC spends on its cast for a single episode of Friends. How about that! So Mark Burnett, please step forward and claim your trophy.

Survivometer
Survivor cast info, boot odds. Try S3, S4, S5, S6.

Spoilers
View our smattering of info here. S3, S4, S5, S6.

Episode recaps
To help dredge up the pain. S3, S4, S5, S6.