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* Note: TV shows, commercials, and endorsements having to do with Survivor don't count.  Who else are they going to get?  Julie Chen?
PLAYER Fights with/ disses other cast member
(20 points)
Has affair with cast member
(30 points)

Unexplained
/excessive crying

(10 points)

Hosts own TV show, writes own book
(100 points)
Poses (nude) in adult magazine
(100 points)
Appears in a movie, TV show, play*
(50 points)
Commercial endorse-
ments*

(50 points)
OVERALL
SCORE
100
Let's see... there was Helen, Ghandia, Jan, Jake. And now Ted.
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Sadly, Erin's ass was just for looking.
10
Only because he was still crying after Penny's video.
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Lord help us, no.

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As with Robb, this seems like a foregone conclusion.

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110
Starting to look like a real player in this game.
80
Double points for ripping into the F2 before and at the final TC.
- 20
We'll accept excessive hysterical bouncing. Twice!
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100
Good thing she didn't let the SEALs back home see her cry.
20
Golly, that Shii Ann sure is a bitch.
60
Double points for raising solipsism to an art form.
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Not as likely as you might think.
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80
If only she were an actress, might someday rival Jerri.
60
Pretty much everything Robb has done or said. Double points for Penny at TC.
- 20
Episodes 1 and 5. Both probably due to Robb.
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80
Sadly, did not last long enough to make fun of Clay.
80
Ted and Clay. Double points for doing it in every place she appears.
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Threatened to do so in Playboy.
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80
Might have gone farther, if not for the CBS clampdown. Fight the power!
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Not likely to see much here.
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70
Way too many times to count. Probably an underestimate.
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Lord help us, no.

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70
She didn't win, but don't count her out just yet.
40
Ghandia, however reluctantly. "Clay is a racist."

15
Ghandia again. Half credit.

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- 55
The former leader has been keeping a low profile.
40
"I hate you ShiiAnn, nothing personal"; attacking whiny Clay.
- 10
Episode 6.
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We suspect this will be unavoidable.
- 50
Not a bad start. He's young, he's hyper, he has a chance.


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