SURVIWHORE!
Marquesas

Feel free to drop by our other Survivor stuff:

Survivometer
Survivor cast info, boot odds. Try S3, S4, S5, S6.

Calendars
All the crap that happened in S4, S5, S6.
Survivor humor
Note: Your mileage may vary. S2, S3 or S4.

Spoilers
View our smattering of info here. S3, S4, S5, S6.

Episode recaps
To help dredge up the pain. S3, S4, S5, S6.

Surviwhore!
Click here to see this week's leaders.


* Note: TV shows, commercials, and endorsements having to do with Survivor don't count.  Who else are they going to get?  Julie Chen?
PLAYER Fights with/ disses other cast member
(20 points)
Has affair with cast member
(30 points)

Unexplained
/excessive crying

(10 points)

Hosts own TV show, writes own book
(100 points)
Poses (nude) in adult magazine
(100 points)
Appears in a movie, TV show, play*
(50 points)
Commercial endorse-
ments*

(50 points)
OVERALL
SCORE
100
Patricia, Hunter, John, Paschal, Neleh. There were more, of course, but this'll do.
- 30
As with Kathy, we lost count. At least three times.
-
- 50
Full speaking role on Without A Trace.
-
Surprisingly, possible.
180
Always bet on black...
70
Fight with John (20). Verbally cut down the entire Rotu tribe (50 pts).
90
First a casting agent. Then Sarah. Back to the agent. Tsk tsk!
- - -
-
-
Seems unlikely.
160
We knew he'd find a way to move his way up.
40
"Zoe is a bitch." Jury speech oughta be worth something.
- - -
Supposedly working on a book.
- 100
Interviewed Mark Fuhrman for EXTRA. Crime reporter for KPHO Phoenix.
- 140
Falling behind a bit, but she has more irons in the fire.
-

30
Dated Neleh. We'll bet he got to see her tattoo.
- - 100
Judging from the cover, close enough.
-
Already an actor pre-show. So likely more to come. Eco-Challenge volunteer.
-
130
As an actor, he will probably never be far from the lead.
-

30
That "we're just friends" thing with Rob is close enough for this show.
- - 100
It took a while, but the answer is finally yes.
-

-
130
A solid showing.
20
Nothing real specific, just general dysfunction.

-
Came close with Rob. Hint to MB: Next time, more beer!

100
Seriously, we lost count here... five shows? Plus 50 bonus - lotsa pee.
-
Allegedly will host a documentary on the perils of Reality TV "fame."
-
-
Eco-Challenge: Fiji volunteer, with Gabe, Gina and Hunter. Cameo at a checkpoint?
- 120
Ready to start kicking some ass and taking some names.
40
The big blow-up with Rob & Sean. Dissed final two pretty well.
-
Too bad Gabe didn't cooperate.

10
"I'm very proud of myself."

-
- 50
Bartender in Britney Spears' "Boys" video.
- 100
We knew he had it in him.
20
The whole ranting and raving about Sean deal.
-
We are far too polite to suggest anything here.
10
With Sean, on the beach.
-
Threatening to extend his TV time.
-
-
50
Promoting natural gas products. How did Sean miss out on this?
80
Luckily, he already has a real job.
-
It's hard to pick fights while being ceaselessly perky.
30
Dated her Love Tribe "brother," Gabe for five months.

-

-
-
Seems rather unlikely.
50
Entertainment reporter for KUTV in Salt Lake City.
- 80
Maybe there's more to see here than we originally thought.
-
-

-

-
-
50
KimP judged Miss USA, and the S4 winner gets Mrs. America? The shame of it!
- 50
Oh well, they all have to start somewhere.
-
-

-

-
-
50
Announced US Open tennis coverage on the web.
- 50
Not a bad debut. More to come?


Have some info we missed?
We'll take it at: truedorktimes@truedorktimes.com