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All the crap that happened in S4, S5, S6. |
Survivor
humor Note: Your mileage may vary. S2, S3 or S4. |
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| PLAYER | Fights
with/ disses other cast member (20 points) |
Has
affair with cast member (30 points) |
Unexplained / excessive crying (10 points) |
Hosts
own TV show, writes own book (100 points) |
Poses
(nude) in adult magazine (100 points) |
Appears
in a movie, TV |
Commercial
endorsements* (50 points) |
OVERALL SCORE |
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40
First Kel, then Keith. |
10
Bonus points for trying oh so hard with Colby. |
- | - | 125
Playboy +25 for nudity. -25: no demand. +25: people still bought it. |
250
The play Lady MacBeth Gets a Divorce, indie flick Destiny, guest on Rendez View, Russian Roulette. Now the WB's Surreal Life. |
This one might be a tough sell. |
425
There may be no catching her now. |
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40
We lost count of all the snide comments he made. At least Mike & Jerri. |
- | - | -
In retrospect, merely a (yawn) participant on Cannonball Run 2001. |
- | 250
Cheerleading Champion-ships; KCBS reporter; BB2; Cannonball Run 2001. Area 23. |
- | 290
Re-claiming the runner-up spot. Still life in this one. |
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20
I will always wave my finger in your face. |
30
Oh Colby, whisper "Aztek" in my ear again! |
- | - | - | 120
Pure Oxygen. +20: recurring role. BB2 ep with Jeff. World's Strongest Man host. |
50
Reebok's workout ad. Not a bad gig, actually. |
270
Uh oh, Jerri'd better watch out... |
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20
Stacey's lawsuit. |
10
Bonus points for self love. |
- | 200
"Dare to Succeed"; took up 95% of screen time on last Eco Challenge. |
- | - | - | 230
Surpassed by his own acolyte. Quick, write a book or something! |
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40
"Keith is a bozo", all that stuff about Jerri. |
30
Caught with Alicia in a club men's room. |
- | - | - | 150 Time and Again (PAX movie); guest on Just Shoot Me; guest on Reba. |
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Personal appearances at Texas steakhouses are not gonna cut it, Mr. Donaldson. |
220
Whoa! There's still life in the old horse! |
 |
- | - He does say "damn!" when he sees Colby. Hmmm. |
30
Ow! A scorpion! A fence! A jellyfish! |
100
We'll count "directs own movie, based on his own life." |
Oh please, God, no. |
- | 75 Marriott's Fairfield Inn spots. +25, cuz it's actually kinda funny. |
205
Your puny small screen cannot contain my massive, uh, talent! |
 |
20
Sadly, did not last long enough to irritate other tribe. |
- | 40
We can't wait for the reunion edition with Jenna, Kimmi and Lindsey all on one tribe. |
- | 100
As predicted, semi-clothed in September's Edge. |
25
Wore a whipped cream bikini. Partial credit for being on radio. |
- | 185
We told you this one had all the makings... |
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20
The long- simmering feud with Jerri. |
Are you kidding? |
- | 100
Keith Famie's Adventures. Grasshoppers not included. |
- | 50
Taste the Adventure of rice cooking... |
- | 170
Suddenly, Colby is tied with the chef. |
 |
- | - | 10
It hurts so bad! |
100
The Look for Less, coming soon to the 3 people in the world watching the Style Channel. |
- | She was grand marshal of a parade in Rhode Island. You're right, that doesn't count. |
50
The new Reebok watchin' football ad. More to come? |
160
Again, pimping S5 for MTV does not count. |
 |
- | - | - | - | 125
Stuff, plus bonus points for the mooning incident. |
- | - | 125
Does she have anything left? |
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- | - | - | - | - | 50
Surviving Gilligan's Island. Early Emmy contender? |
50
"Nothing puts a hole in my leaf like Metamucil (TM)" |
100
Psssst... Mr. Bingham! We, uh, don't actually want you to win this game.... |
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- | - | - | - | - | 50
Springs to life hosting Extreme Week on HGTV! Then nothing. |
50
Joins Alicia in the Reebok workout ad. Apparently brought a couple of new friends along. |
100
Moving up as the prize money dwindles. |