Hannah Shapiro - Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X

Seasons: 1 | Days played: 39 | Wins: 0 | Final Three: 1

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Hannah Shapiro - Career statistics

Challenge stats Tribal council stats Jury stats Overall stats
Season ChW ChA ChW% VFB VAP TCA TC% wTCR JVF TotJ JV% SurvSc SurvAv
S33: Millennials vs. Gen X 1.11 13.22 0.08 9 5 12 0.75 2.33 0 10 0.00 0.83 3.44
Career 1.11 13.22 0.08 9 5 12 0.75 2.33 0 10 0.00 0.83 3.44

 

Hannah Shapiro - Performance ranks

Challenges: MPF percentile

19%

Tribal: VFB% percentile

64%

Tribal: rVAP percentile

96%

Performance ranks are a quick visual measure of the contestant's season vs. historical data from all prior contestants, in three basic (scorable) categories:

1. Performance in individual challenges (MPF), as a measure of "physical game";

2. Ability to vote people out consistently (VFB%, or VFB/TCA), or "strategic game"; and

3. Ability to avoid being voted against (rVAP, or TCA-VAP) - which scales better than a percentage would - for "social/strategic game."

See also: Full glossary for all these abbreviations.

 

Hannah Shapiro - Challenge record
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In the Bag - Ep6 IC

Tribal/team challenge record (6-for-13; 1 2nd; 3 sit-outs):

  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 1 RC/IC: "Got to Choose" - Helps gather clubs then watches, as the Millennials win.
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 2 RC/IC: "The Ocean" - Sits out; Millennials lose.
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 3 RC/IC: "Going Coconuts" - Feeds sandbags to Jay; Millennials win.
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 4 RC: "Water Slaughter" - With Michaela, wins vs. Jessica/Lucy; Millennials lose, 3-2.
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 4 IC: "Angry Chair" - Helps pull the chair up and down, and the Millennials win.
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 5 IC: "Holy Diver" - Now with Ikabula, swims for a buoy, and Ikabula wins! (1st/3).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 6 RC: "Blind Faith" - Sits out, has a panic attack, but Ikabula finishes second (2nd/3).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 6 IC: "In the Bag" - Works the table maze with Michaela; Ikabula wins (1st/3).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 7 RC: "Matt Finish" - Moves balls along with Will; Ikabula is second (2nd*/3).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 7 IC: "Bail Out" - Sits out with Will; Ikabula loses (3rd/3).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 9 RC: "All Mixed Up" - Picks the losing team, but challenge ends before she participates.
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 10 RC: "Ferryman" - Grabs a key, unlocks a crate for the winning team.
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 11 RC: "Slither Me Timbers" - Unable to make up a deficit on the puzzle, purple team loses.

 

Operation Balance Build - Final 4 IC

Individual challenge record (0-for-11): (Mean % finish: 44.7%)

  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 8 IC: "Fools in the Rain" - 7th to drop out, circa 10 minutes (7th/13).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 9 IC: "Bow-Diddley" - First to drop out, but at least did not sit out (10th/12).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 10 IC: "With a 10 Ft. Pole" - First person to drop out, in the second round (11th/11).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 11 IC: "Rusty Cage" - Still in cage, one of nine people tied for second (tie-2nd/10).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 12 RC: "Rope A Dope" - One of four people on the final pole as Jay wins (tie-2nd/9).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 12 IC: "Push Me Pull You" - Second person to drop out, very quickly (8th/9).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 13 F8 IC: "Wizard's Staff" - One of five people on the last phase as Jay wins (tie-4th/8).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 13 F7 IC: "Pinball Wizard" - Not really shown, but does not win (tie-2nd/7).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 14 F6 IC: "Tower of Power" - One of several in the running, does not win (tie-2nd/6).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 14 F5 IC: "Draw the Line" - Last to the word puzzle, does not win (tie-3rd/5).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X Ep. 14 F4 IC: "Operation Balance Build" - Ties Ken in regulation, but loses in OT (2nd/4).

 

Hero challenge/ duel record (0-for-0):

  • Millennials vs. Gen X: None.
Career totals - challenges
Team/tribal challenges
Wins: 6
2nd place: 1
Played: 13
Win%: 0.50
Sat out: 3
Individual challenges
Wins: 0
Played: 11
Win%: 0.00
Mean% Finish: 44.7%
Hero challenges/duels
Wins: 0
Played: 0
Win%:
Mean% Finish: --
Hannah Shapiro - Tribal Council record
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Ep10 Tribal Council

Idols held/played (0/0):

  • Millennials vs. Gen X: None.

 

VFB - Votes for the person booted (9/12):

  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 2: Mari Takahashi (voted out, 7-3).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 8: Michelle Schubert (voted out, 9-4).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 10: Chris Hammons (voted out, 7-4).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 12: Zeke Smith (voted out, 5-[0]).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 13 (F8 vote): Will Wahl (voted out, 6-2).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 13 (F7 vote): Sunday Burquest (voted out, 4-2-[0]).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 14 (F6 vote): Jay Starrett (voted out, 5-[0]).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 14 (F5 vote): Bret LaBelle (voted out, 3-2).
  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 14 (F4 vote): David Wright (voted out, 3-1).

 

VAP - Votes against (5):

  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 11: Five votes, from Bret, Jay, Sunday, Will, and Zeke.
  • [Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 12: Four votes, from Bret, Jay, Sunday, and Zeke; all voided by Adam's idol.]

 

Jury votes received (0/10):

  • Millennials vs. Gen X, Ep. 14: Received no jury votes; tied for second with Ken McNickle, 10-0-0.
Career totals - Tribal Council
Hidden idols/ advantages
Advantages held/played: 0/0
Idols found: 0
Idols played: --
Votes voided: --
Voting record
VFB: 9
Tribals: 12
VAP: 5
Jury votes
Made: 0
For winners: --
Received: 0
Total jurors: 10
Hannah Shapiro - Pictures
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    Millennials vs. Gen X intro shot
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    Millennials vs. Gen X intro shot
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    Bonus Millennials vs. Gen X intro shot
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    CBS pre-game interview
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    Class photo
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    Getting boated in, Day 1
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    Greeting Probst, Day 1
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    With the Millennials tribe, listening to Probst
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    Reacting to Paul's sweeping generation generalizations
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    Both tribes show their opening scramble hauls to Probst
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    Millennials: Fans of gourds
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    Yay, Millennials!
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    In camp, weaving palm fronds
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    Talking about how the cool kids have ostracized themselves from the rest of the tribe
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    Yay, let's all get soaked right before dark!
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    Yup
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    Talking about how miserable Night 1 was
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    Reading the Day 2 tarp treemail
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    Oh. Probst is here now.
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    Forming a freaks and geeks alliance with Mari
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep1 RC/IC
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    Looking at Gen X
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    Starting line
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    Through the crawl obstacle
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    Exiting the second obstacle, gracefully
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    Watching the puzzle stage
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    Millennials win!
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    Accepting the idol
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    The winning Millennials
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    Watching Taylor get busted for macking in the shack
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    Successfully opening a coconut
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep2 RC/IC
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    Sitting out, serving as the surrogate Probst for women
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    Returning to camp empty-handed
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    Yep, we're definitely voting Figgy
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    Figgy it is!
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    Millennials tribe, Ep2 Tribal Council
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    Just vote for Mari tonight, I'll explain later
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    What to do... what to do...
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    Two hours later... (eventually, it's Mari)
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    Hoping that Adam and Zeke will still work with her, Ep3
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    Trying to explain it all to Zeke
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    Still trying
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    About to hear the Ep3 Summit treemail
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    Listening to Adam pitch booting Figgy (again)
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep3 RC/IC
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    Waiting for the bag carriers
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    Tossing sandbags to Jay
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    Millennials win!
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    Jay proposes swapping out the reward for fishing gear
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    Motion denied
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep4 RC
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    Ready to take on Lucy and Jessica
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    Almost there...
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    Cheering on Jay and Zeke
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    Checking in on Adam's idol hunt
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep4 IC
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    Starting line
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    Hauling up Figgy
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    Watching the puzzle stage
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    Millennials win!
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    Pre-swap lineup, Ep5
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    If you insist...
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    Picking new buffs
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    Hooray! I'm for the other team!
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    The all-new Ikabula tribe
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    Ikabula meet-and-greet
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    Hugging Michaela for making fire
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep5 IC
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    Listening to Probst
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    So far, so good
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    Ikabula (mostly Michaela) wins!
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep6 RC
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    Sitting out, not going so well
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    Time for a visit from Dr. Joe
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    Feeling better, talking about the panic attack
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep6 IC
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    Running out to open the bags
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    Working the table maze with Michaela
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    Getting yelled at
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    Ikabula wins!
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    Watching the rest of the challenge
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep7 RC
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    Starting line
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    Moving balls along with Will
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    Watching Michaela place balls
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    Ikabula doesn't lose
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    Sure
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    Skeptical of Bret's funeral director story
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    Seems legit
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep7 IC
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    Watching from the sidelines
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    The losing Ikabulas
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    Back in camp, not talking
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    Listening to Michaela's long-term plans
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    Oh well, sucks to be Bret tonight
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    Ikabula tribe, Ep7 Tribal Council
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    You guys voted for MICHAELA?!
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    Yes, Jay did
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    Indeed
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    Time to plot my revenge on Jay, Ep8
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    But first, it's the merge!
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    Hugs
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    At Vanua beach, more hugs
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    Yay, merge!
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    Merge feasting
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    Re-connecting with Adam and Zeke
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    Talking about the Michaela blindside
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep8 IC
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    Starting line
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    I can feel it in my face, Jeff
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    Waiting for it to be over
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    Will wants Adam
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    Should we be worrying that Adam is flipping?
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    Starting to worry about Adam
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    Trying to settle Zeke down in the meantime
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    Vinaka tribe, Ep8 Tribal Council
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    Listening to Bret complain about Taylor's snacking
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    Listening to David
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    Getting congrats for flipping from Jay, Ep9
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    I made a Big Move!
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep9 RC
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    Listening to Probst
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    Waiting patiently for her orange team
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    The losing orange team
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    Oh well, better luck next time
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep9 IC
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    Starting line
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    ...and done
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    That food sure smells good
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    Vinaka, Ep9 Tribal Council
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    Listening to Jay
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    Listening to Adam argue with Taylor
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    Talking about sunrises with Ken, Ep10
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    *Swoon*
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep10 RC
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    Starting line
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    Purple team reaches the dock
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    Purple team wins!
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    Cheers!
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    Gulp, letters from home?
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep10 IC
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    Starting line
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    Yay, David won
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    Heading to Tribal
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    Vinaka, Ep10 Tribal Council
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    Coining new nomenclature (with hashtag!)
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    Convening with Zeke, Ep11
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    Not sure about Zeke's plans for a big move
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep11 RC
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    Slitherin'
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    Getting to work on the puzzle
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    The losing purple and green teams
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    Talking about her bond with David
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    Telling David that Zeke is coming for him
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep11 IC
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    Watching Jay win
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    Heading back to camp, empty-handed
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    Zeke wants me to vote for... David? Hmmm.
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    Starting to worry
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    Vinaka, Ep11 Tribal Council
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    Listening to Probst
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    Whispering with Adam
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    More whispering
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    Receiving faulty intel from Sunday
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    David just played his idol for Ken. All is well.
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    Tie vote discussion
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    Uh oh
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    Oh no
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    Getting consoled by Will, Ep12
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    Talking about relief she's still here, but also guilt that Jessica is out
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    More consolation from Sunday and David
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep12 RC
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    Just hanging out with Mom on Survivor, NBD
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    Ep12 RC, starting line
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    Trying to catch up to Jay
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    Ep12 IC, now in progress
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    Still going...
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    Watching Zeke drop his rod
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    So we're targeting Zeke, maybe
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    Vinaka, Ep12 Tribal Council
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    Sort of listening to Will
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    Adam has something to show Probst...
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    He played an idol for me?
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    Hannah... does not count
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Final 8 IC
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    F8 IC, now in progress
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    Trying to catch up to Jay again
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    Surprise, Jay won
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    Trying to steer Adam away from voting David
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    But that also means targeting Will, who flipped to our side
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    Vinaka, Final 8 Tribal Council
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    So long, Will
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Final 7 IC
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    Starting line
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    Waiting to resume, as Adam helps Ken
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    Consulting with David
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    Heading to Tribal
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    Vinaka, Final 7 Tribal Council
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    Talking to Probst
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Ep14 Final 6 IC
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    Listening to Probst
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    And they're off...
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    Checking Jay's combo
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    Getting started on the puzzle
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    Yay, David won
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    Jay has the reward steal advantage?
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    David tries to target Bret instead of Jay
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    Vinaka, Final 6 Tribal Council
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    Talking to Probst
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Final 5 IC
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    On the ropes
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    Yay, Ken won
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    Trying to steer David away from targeting Adam
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    Oh you did?
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    These boys should know better than to tell me everything
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    Vinaka, Final 5 Tribal Council
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    Listening to Bret
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    I voted for Bret, because he wasn't going to take me to the final three
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    Pre-challenge lineup, Final 4 IC
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    This is it, one last shot at immunity
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    Getting started on a stack
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    Almost there...
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    Just barely losing to Ken in overtime
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    Trying to convince Ken to vote for David
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    Heading out to one last boot
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    Final Four Tribal Council
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    Day 39, talking about the moves she's made
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    Morning 39 breakfast. Cheers!
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    Heading out to final judgment
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    The Final Three, ready to face the jury
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    Talking about her game
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    Reunion show, ready for the vote reveal
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    Hugging Adam
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    Full cast, S33 reunion show
Hannah Shapiro - Interviews
Survivor 33 logo  S33: Millennials vs. Gen X

Pre-game interviews

  • Josh Wigler at Parade.com (8/24/16): "Hannah Shapiro Before the Game"
  • Gordon Holmes at MoreWhatnot.com (9/20/16): "Hannah: 'I'm Going to Have to Keep My Neurotic Side in Check'"

 

Post-game interviews

  • Gordon Holmes at MoreWhatnot.com (12/15/16): "Hannah: 'I Thought Being a Strong Woman Like Jessica Would Get Me Targeted'"
  • Josh Wigler at Parade.com (12/15/16): "Hannah Shapiro on the Power of Being Bold"
  • Rob Cesternino at RHAP (12/15/16): "Finale Top 6 Interviews with Kim Spradlin"
  • Dalton Ross at EW.com (12/15/16): "Hannah on the 'huge mistake' she made (Hint: It's not what you think)"
Hannah Shapiro - Bio
Survivor 33 logo  S33: Millennials vs. Gen X

Excerpts from her official CBS Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X cast bio page, which is one of the best, ever (8/17/16):

"Pet peeves: Someone who likes to kill people. Not sure why, that's just such a pet peeve of mine! Also, people who stick their gum on public benches or fart in small elevators.

If you could have three things on the island, what would they be and why? 1. A journal: One with an old school lock on it that says "KEEP OUT" on the front. That way, I could write to stay sane and nobody would read what I wrote because there's a "KEEP OUT" sign on it. 2. An old buff I bought: I did a two-week rafting trip a while back to see if I could handle Survivor because I had never camped before. 3. An old-timey compass: People would be, like, she must be hip! Just look at that old-timey compass.

Survivor contestant you're most like: I'm a big John Cochran (South PacificCaramoan) fan. He used his humor and fish out of water-ness to control the game without seeming threatening. Cochran had a buff collection and wrote a paper on Survivor at Harvard Law School. I wrote my college common application essay about wanting to be on Survivor, so I can relate to his super fan-ness; plus, we were both obviously super cool in middle school.

Why do you think you'll "survive" Survivor? I probably won't. I've tripped walking down a sidewalk, so imagine that person in the wilderness."