| Markopolo's
Ep 3 Survivor Insider transcripts (thanks to Markopolo
at EZ). |
VOTING
BOOTH CAM
Markopolo's note: VERY HARD TO HEAR BECAUSE
IT'S SO WINDY. |
| Ryan
O (votes Lil): Lill, you're a hard worker, but right
now we need a little bit of strength. You do a ton of work and
I love you for it, but you weren't (inaudible..) in the group
with the five of us, not six right now. I'm sorry.
Tijuana (votes Lil): Lil, this vote is for you.
Umm, you're a hard worker with a great work ethic. I think you
represented the Boy Scouts of America just phenomenally while
you've been here. I've learned a great deal from you, being a
motherlike figure for not only myself but for the other tribe
members. And we appreciate that. Yes, there were some things that
you able to do with the tribe that can't be replaced, but I think
we need strength here and that's why you get my vote.
Andrew (votes Lill): Great lady. Great work ethic.
This is totally based upon strategy. We'll see if it works. Say
hey to Cincinnati for me.
Darrah (votes Lill): Lill, I'm voting for you
only because I am basing my vote strength wise. You're a great
woman and a hard worker. And you contributed well around camp.
Osten (votes Lil): (Osten looks exhausted) Just
for strategy purposes.
Lillian (votes Dara): You are like a Mississippi
Belle. You're fragile and you know very few skills. I'm a Cincinnati
workhorse. I've proved that for the past nine days. I'm just hoping
that I've proved my worth and they keep me around a little bit
longer. No hard feelings, honey.
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LILLIAN
THE DAY AFTER
Clip description: Why does Lill feel she was voted out of the tribe?
Could she have done anything differently to prolong her stay on
the island? Watch as the Scout Master reveals her thoughts the day
after her expulsion. |
Lillian
(day after TC): I knew I was going to be voted out when
we lost the last challenge. Only because I knew they liked Darrah
a lot. They liked me, too, but they liked Darrah a lot.
Darrah is a sweet Mississippi belle, a sweet
girl that talks in that slow southern drawl. And she's charming.
She's beautiful. But you can tell last night from Tribal Council,
she doesn't know how to boil water. She doesn't know how to start
a fire. She can collect wood. When I asked her at one point yesterday
if she would go get some water, she said her legs hurt. But her
legs were OK to run up and down the beach. You know.
I'm more like the Cincinnati workhorse. The tough little bird, it
doesn't matter if my legs hurt, I go and get water. It doesn't matter
if I am tired, I make sure the fire is going. It does not matter.
I know my responsibilities to the tribe and I DO THEM! And I try
to do them well.
CUT
I believe it was because I was not part
of their age group. I believe it was because of age. I contributed
a lot to the troop in many ways.
CUT
Because young men of those ages do not take kindly
to a person telling them what to do. Especially if you're a lawyer
or you're 26-30 years old. And that's what the gentlemen were. We
selected our leader and Andrew was our leader. And he was fine.
But something was missing in our group. Something wasn't right.
I can't put my foot on it, or my finger on it. But there was a reason
why we didn't jell together. We didn't win some of these challenges.
We lost five of them in a matter of nine days.
CUT
If I could do it all over again and I had hindsight
and knew that I was going to be the third one off anyway, I would
be a little more bossier, a little more pushier.
I would tell them. I would probably take the leader aside and say,
"I think we need to pick up on these areas. I think we need
more nourishment in our bodies. I think these girls need to pull
their skirts down to their knees as much as they can and go out
in those woods and find a lemon tree. I think the guys need to get
up earlier do they can start these tasks of fishing, come up with
a plan. I don't care what plan it is, but do it. Don't lay around
all morning.
A couple of times, I talk very loud about my troop. I don't need
a microphone. They hear me. They hear me all the way in the back.
A number of times Tijuana told me, "Lower your voice, we're
sleeping." Damn! It's got to be 8 o'clock in the morning.
(TALKS ABOUT HER BADGES...blah blah)
Survivor is something that is going to be
extraordinary and it's going to be talked about for six months,
then it will probably be let go. But I can also sit back and say
I did it. I got on instead of 60,000 people. I lasted only nine
days, that's a bit upsetting to me but. CUT
(RAISES THREE FINGERS IN BOY SCOUT SALUTE)
On my honor, as a survivor, I will still hold
my dignity and my honor no matter what. I fit makes it to the end,
great. If it doesn't make me to the end, accept it. I also swear
that as a Survivor, you put your 110 percent in as far as work,
ethics, realize that it is a game. Don't get so jacked out of shape
if you don't get to the end. And try and have fun. And try to learn
from your experience and don't give up on your dream. Keep the sand
out of your shoes (laughs) and don't roll around in it without your
clothes on. TOOOOO!
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JON
EXPLAINS THE FIGHT
You watched feisty Sandra and Jon battle it out at Drake camp.
Go back inside the tribe as Jon explains his frustrations with
Sandra.
Markopolo's note: Jon actually sounds
normal and intelligent until he starts to call Sandra "stupid"
and "an idiot". Also note that we saw foreshadowing
of this fight over swimming because of the INSIDER! |
<<<<<<FLASHBACK
TO MARKOPOLO'S INSIDER TRANSCRIPTS FOR EPISODE 1
SANDRA ON JON: Jon to me appears to be very shady; he appears
to be out for his own good, which I can't blame him because everybody
out here is out for themselves. I am too. I'm not going
to deny it. I'm not going to sit up here and lie. It's in my best
interest to maybe make him my buddy for now. But when it's all said
and done, I really can't stand him. He talks too much crap. All
night long, cursing. Talking about stupid stuff. Everything sexual.
I guess he used to make porno movies or whatever. I don't know what
the deal is. He always has something cute to say. Well, he always
has something that he thinks is cute. But, it isn't. It gets old.
It's already old.
Jon is NOT attractive at all. (laughs). I actually
put my hands around his ankles. They're this big (makes a small
hole with her fist). He's really skinny. He’s smaller than
me! When we jumped off the boats. I can't believe I jumped because
I drank so much water it was ridiculous. I had a stomach full of
water. But he was way behind. And even when I lost my buff and I
went back looking for it, he was sitting on a rock, putting on his
shoes. And then he tried to take charge. For what? You haven't a
clue!
<<<<<END FLASHBACK>>>>>
Jon (confessional): We're heading into a reward
challenge, and we have an immunity challenge after that I'm sure
either tomorrow or the day after. So we have to think about who
were going to sit out in challenges, because we are getting an advantage
over the Morgan Tribe. And we have to sit out two people this challenge
and two people next challenge. So, it only makes sense if it is
a physical challenge, to take out two of your weaker people physically.
Or if it's a mental challenge, take out two of your physical people.
If it happens to be a swimming challenge, Sandra's
not the best swimmer in the world. You know. She'll usually admit
that. So today, she decided to not be picked on as the worst swimmer
even though it is the case, and kind of singled me out for not getting
from the boat to the shore on Day 1 the quickest. I had Michelle’s
glasses in my socks, in one sock, and my favorite hat in the other
sock. I couldn't use my legs to kick to swim from the boat to the
shore because I didn’t want to lose either one of them. I
didn't know how much Michelle depended on her glasses. And I know
if I did, without them, I would be pretty freaking miserable on
this island.
So I paddled with just my arms. She said she beat
me to the shore. So my argument is: If that's the case, how much
did you beat me by, using your arms and your legs, and me just using
my arms? She's not that good of a swimmer.
CUT
I just hate ignorance, man! Ignorance is the worst
thing in the world, and I can't deal with ignorance. Usually, if
you're that freaking stupid, you just sit there and shut up and
let smart people think for you. She's too stupid to even let that
happen.
CUT
She's yelling to me that she is not the worst
swimmer and everything else. I mean the girl can't even get to the
boat without someone helping her. I mean the girl can't swim! So
you know she tried to point out the fact that when there was some
swimming earlier, you weren't the one jumping up to do it. And I
was like, "yeah, cuz I know for a fact that some of the guys
are stronger swimmers than me." It's brains over brawn. If
you know someone who is better than you at doing something, why
should you say, "Hey, I don't want to feel left out?"
No.
You're an idiot. And I'm not an idiot.
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CHRISTA
LOOTS THE WATER POT
Clip description: Did the Drake tribe really need an extra pot for
boiling water, or did they just want to further decimate their opponents?
Find out when Christa reveals the true reason behind her decision
to loot the water pot.
Markopolo's note: Christa really seemed
personally interested in meeting the other tribe. Is that because
she feels uncomfortable in her own tribe? We'll see.... |
Christa
(confessional at Drake camp): We're planning on taking
their last water pot. And I think they are going to dehydrate
and die. We have enough water pots and don't need another one.
So I am just going to suck it up and do it and take it. I feel
really bad that I am going to kill everybody over there (CHRISTA,
IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW MUCH WE WISH THAT WOULD HAPPEN). But
that's what everybody over here (at Drake) wants. So I'm just
going to go over there and talk to some people and see them more,
maybe just get to know their names. Just because I only get to
hear their names at challenges.
Eh, I think I need to start getting to
know the other tribe better. They seem to be going fast, and the
few people that are left, I need to get to know first. That's
why I kept volunteering to go the whole time, just want to get
an understanding of what's going on over there.
CUT
The last time we won the reward challenge,
Sandra came back and reported that they had one water pot. And
that's what they were using for all their food and all their water.
It seemed like they were doing really bad over there. And not
living the luxury lifestyle that we know over here. (laughs) So,
assuming that's the truth, it's really going to hurt them. Really,
really going to hurt them. But we're out for the tribe. I'm out
for the tribe. And I'm just going to go do it. A group decision.
CUT
I'm a little worried about taking their
water pot, because that's the key to life. Uhh, we don't need
to boil our beans and rice separately. We can live without them
being separate. We’re not gourmet style, but I'm going with
the tribe's decision. I'm just going to put down my head and go
grab it. And call it a day. There's nothing I can do.
CUT
The water pot decision was definitely
out to hurt the other team. It's not out to have the luxury to
boil two pots of beans and rice separately. I do see the point
where if they were to come back and pillage they would take the
water pot right away. But still, we have like four. Four rather
than zero, it just doesn't seem right.
CUT
By taking their water pot, it's definitely
a cutthroat situation here. But it's a little unnecessary. We
could take something like a lantern that could be of more use
to us, because we can't see at night. People need to live and
I care about people. At the end of the day, it's like, "Good
Lord!" If it had been me, that would suck! If it had been
anyone on our tribe, that would suck! And I wouldn't want anyone
on our tribe to dehydrate, so, some people are going to be suffering.
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THE
OTHER TREASURE HUNT
You saw the Drake tribe hunt for the buried treasure. But what were
Jon and Christa up to while the others were gone? Insider tags along
as Jon and Christa go on an excursion of their own.
Markopolo's note: OH! We finally see
the details of what CBS teasers said about two tribe members staying
behind. And sure enough, Christa and Jon are the lazy airheads of
the Drake tribe! Rupert takes a nice shot at Jon! |
(At
Drake camp, the tribe members are happily eating rice.)
Burton (confessional): Right now things couldn't
be better. The shelter, pretty good. We have plenty of water (pic
of Shawn drinking huge mug), and as long as we get a stingray or
fish, plenty of protein.
Burton (to tribe): Does everyone think we should
look for the treasure in the boat?
Christa: You know there's that little island out
there that only comes up at a certain time of day.
Burton (not listening to Christa): Anyone want
to stay and replenish the water supply?
Rupert: I'm always for someone guarding our camp.
And I know if we left YOU here (points to Jon) you would actually
do something.
Jon: I know. Hey guys, I am going to stay here,
guard the chickens, get wood and work on water. (Trish smiles)
Shawn or Burton: You're not going
Chris?
Jon: No, she's going to help me. (Christa is lying
inside the shelter)
(Rupert and Jon shake hands, and the six Drake members go off on
their boat)
Christa (to Jon): I think we have enough water
for now.
Jon: Want to make our first wood run? So it looks
like we've done something.
Christa (getting up): Let's roll.
(Scene of Jon and Christa carrying wood and doing work)
Jon (confessional): Everyone else was on the boat
looking for treasure. There's an island out there that's only visible
when it's low tide. And we didn't see the boat going in that direction
so we decided to go out there to see if we could find the treasure.
(Jon and Christa swimming out to island)
Jon (on rocks): It was really hard to swim out
here. We actually thought it was low tide and we could just walk
out here. That was foolish for the brains of the operation to think
(laughs)
Christa (with Jon digging with their hands on the
beach): I haven't found anything except these rocks. We might get
to the whole island before we're done (laughs and snorts). (Jon
and Christa see boat of Drake members paddling in the distance)
Christa (to Jon): They're not heading back, are
they?
(Jon and Christa yell to boat, but the boat doesn't see them)
Jon: If I can see them out all the way over there,
they should be able to see us. (JON, SORRY, BUT THEY REALLY
DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU)
Jon (confessional): Christa and I yell and scream
jumped up and down, looked as stupid as humanly possible to get
attention.
(Christa jumps up and down doing jumping jacks and yelling like
an airhead)
Christa (to Jon): They're definitely not coming
out. I can't believe they didn't see us. We should head back.
Christa (confessional): It was horrible, we had
to swim back. It was really, really far.
(Jon and Christa start to swim back)
Shawn (to Burton back at camp): Did they boil water?
Burton: I don't know but the fire's out.
Shawn: Their excuse for not going is to watch the
camp and we come back and I don't see one of em.
Michelle (confessional): We were kind of pissed
off because Jon and Christa said they would stay back and watch
over camp. And we come back, and they're not there. We have no clue
where they are. They just chose not to do anything, instead of coming
with us, which SUCKED.
(SHAWN SITS DOWN ON A BENCH JON AND CHRISTA MADE)
Shawn (to Burton, Sandra and crew): They made a
bench. Looks sturdy enough (sarcasm). That'll last about 10 minutes
then we'll burn it in the fire.
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