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Episode 3
"United We Stand, Divided We...?"

Filmed June 29 - July 1, 2003
Airs October 2, 2003
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Episode descriptions
CBS: - Two Survivors decide not to join their tribe on a search for buried treasure, raising suspicions about what they are doing with their alone time.
- Trying to make a decision for the tribe, Jon insults Sandra, and a screaming match erupts.
- One Survivor loses an item that is crucial to the tribe's survival, inciting the tribe's fury.
- A painfully physical Immunity Challenge leaves the fate of two Survivors in the hands (literally) of their fellow tribe members.
CBS Ep3 TV ads/ Click on thumbnails to view larger picture

CBS TV ad 2
Aired Sept. 27, 2003, during college football

Transcript:
Voiceover (football announcer): Thursday on CBS, like true pirates, one team will have to sink the other's boat for a map to a treasure. See why critics call Survivor: Pearl Islands one of TV's "most entertaining and addictive pleasures." Don't miss an all-new Survivor Thursday.
 

CBS Ep3 web promo
Uploaded September 26, 2003
(Similar TV ads aired Sept. 27th; TV caps replace identical web ones)

Transcript:
Voiceover: Survivor: Pearl Islands is a smash hit!
(Drake cheers)
Voiceover: Now, in true pirate tradition...
Rupert: This is our day (?)
Voiceover: ...teams battle to sink each other...
Jon: Come on Drake!
Voiceover: ...and hunt for buried treasure.
Trish: I want to find it so bad!
Voiceover: But what is it? Plus, for a tribe with a streak of bad luck, it's gut-check time.
Ryan O.: We need to be more of a team.
Andrew: If we go to another Tribal Council, we're finished!
Voiceover: And for the other...
Jon: If you beat me so fucking bad
Voiceover: ...things get ugly!
Sandra: I can get loud too!
 
 


Post-Ep2 preview
Aired September 25, 2003

Transcript:
Probst: Next time on Survivor...
Lillian: Osten? He quit!
Andrew: There's a big difference between quitting and pulling the trigger.
Probst: At Drake, the hunt is on...
Trish: I want to find that treasure so bad!
Probst: ...and there's trouble in paradise.
Sandra: You know what? I can get loud too! What the fuck? I can get loud too!
Jon: I don't want to fucking argue with you.
Sandra: (confessional) Screw Jon, he's an ass.
 
     




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