It's hard to guess why Carolyn doesn't like me. I mean, it's not like I'm a fart machine, like Joaquin.
It's because you talk all the time. But at the same time, you don't talk to me enough.
I see. That makes total sense.
Meanwhile, back at Blue Bro camp... 'Hey, did I ever tell you guys about the massive fart I had? Blew my manties clean off! While they were underwater!
Dan is always talking about that one big fart he had. Size doesn't mattuh, Dan. He's just not a connoisseur, like me and Joaquin.
Awww yeah. That's the stuff right there.
Right? I could smell that one from the beach. Wave your arms a bit more.
Don't get the #bromance that close to the fire, it's HIGHLY flammable!
Good news, guys. This reward challenge is a farting contest.
I was MADE for this challenge!
Jeff, can we move our mat more upwind from those guys?
Still not far enough, Probst
Come on, Joe! Aim more to the right!
Why can't I get this mask off these posts?
You guys! I can still help out from down here!
Duck and cover, everyone! Duck and cover!
Tyler? Is that the best you can do? What, did you go to private school, or something?
I think I can. I think I can.
You can't do it if you don't try, Sierra.
Mike: Relax guys, I got this.
Okay, simulataneous effort, everyone. On three: One... two...
They knocked out Probst!
Someone please get me out of this recap.
How did they do that?
We won. Yahoo.
Yay! I hope there are some beans!
Will gets busy making sandwiches
We ate our beef stew the extra fancy way, with our pinkies fully extended
Isn't anyone the least bit worried about being crushed by that giant moon?
It was a miraculous tour, especially when the face of the sainted Keith Nale appeared on the guide's shirt
Uh... could I get a little privacy here?
And now, back at Camp Abroma: You guys ever hear someone fart the National Anthem? You are in for a treat!
Psst, Sierra! It's safe back here behind the trees. I've been hiding here all episode.
Rodney takes Sierra aside, and teaches her the secret of the wind.
Is this entire recap going to be about farts? Why?
Bro, what are you saying? My chosen area of expertise smells?
This is a memory challenge. There's no way they can make this about flatulence.
I beg to differ
Okay, Kelly. I'm throwing my fart. Just pretend you did it.
Honestly, what does that have to do with remembering things?
*Groan* This is the absolute worst.
That's it. I've had enough. Please, just get rid of one of the guys. I don't even care if it's one of the handsome ones.
Man, I hope this whole thing was some weird hallucination from getting hit in the head.
Rodney, here's the deal. We stink. But we didn't stink enough this episode.
That's what you think, bro. Work hahd, faht hahder.
Please don't tell them I'm behind this tree.
Is this enough wood? Lighting farts is so hit-or-miss without matches.
Ohhhh. Can we just go straight to Tribal?
Watch out everyone, there's a Nor'easter blowin' through here!
Eh, I've smelled worse.
Let's skip the voting and just have you write a name down, Jeff.
Wait, what was that?
Can't snuff me, bro. My torch is gas-powered.
Not any more.
Bro, something in here really smells.