Another Jon left the game holding an easily found but unplayed idol. And there was much rejoicing.
Natalie steps into the foreground.
This was the original subtitle for the season, before 'Blood vs. Water 2'
Now I have to act my ass off. Or, since it's Jon & Jaclyn, half of my ass off.
Hint: 'I'm so confused' has been known to work, also
This is technically true, except in context
Warning: Extreme ankle pain imminent!
I made it through another Tribal. Who knows where this could end? No, really. Can someone tell me?
Wait, we have a challenge where we actually have to move around and stuff? That hilarious, Probst! Are you trying to kill us?
Yay! Spa food! Who doesn't love that?
It's the team with the two old people vs...
The team in which Jaclyn and Baylor have to complete a puzzle. It's anyone's game!
Is there any chance we can switch out for one of those endurance challenges?
It's the motion-sickness-inducing teeter-totter cam!
Well, there you go. No more challenges requiring movement this season.
And the team in which Jaclyn and Baylor must complete a puzzle is out to an insurmountable lead. No surmounting possible here.
Well, sure. It's getting closer, but come on. Missy can barely even stand.
And so... it's down to a test of brute force in shoving the puzzle pieces over. Seems appropriate.
The team with two old people, one of whom is the new Scout Cloud Lee, broke the yellow team's postmerge unbeaten streak?
Baylor, I didn't learn anything from Jeremy and Reed swapping out, so I'll swap out for you
Awww! I'll almost feel bad for booting you now!
There's a little Captain in Missy already, apparently
Please don't boot me when I get back, like you did to Jeremy, Wes, and Alec.
As noted by Rob Cesternino on RHAP: 'Boston Rob! Literally carrying his family on back!'
Fun fact: 'San Juan del Sur' is Spanish for 'more foot shots than you really need'
I sure hope this doesn't interfere with my ability to balance balls on plates
Baylor: Eh, just another old guy causing my mom pain
This thing didn't start out as a toilet seat, did it?
Wow, they've really spruced this place up since Wes's taco overload
I don't need a spa. I get to relax with my girlfriend in camp, with no worries whatsoever.
Do you think maybe Natalie DIDN'T forget not to vote for Alec?
It seems kind of hard to believe, but whatevs
Hooray! Two nights alone, with no chance of an idol!
Oh, right. I should totally find out who voted out Nadiya. Don't let me forget.
Still, it's hard to stay focused when you're at an all-you-can-eat snails buffet.
It seems like I was trying to remember something... Lisa needs braces?
Thanks for keeping Exile around post-merge Probst. It was a blast.
Why couldn't you have saved the stand-on-one-foot challenge for this episode?
Come on, Missy. You probably would have been first out, anyway.
Extreme Medics: We deliver medical care while skateboarding. EXTREME!
First question: Is this toenail always blue?
Probably not the most tactful subtitle placement
Okay! Let's get to standing still for a long time. Except you, Missy.
Were he still here, Alec would already be eliminated.
These 'vases' don't seem very functional
Josh vs. Jeremy, 2.0
A showboating Natalie re-enacts da Vinci's Vitruvian Man
Thank you, God
Wait! I said no touching! Sigh.
Well then, you'll need to stand here for a while as I grab your shoulder.
Showboating Probst pretends to be a scarecrow
Natalie moves Jon & Jaclyn out of the frame
Still no obvious reason for the four-day finale
Well, I didn't win immunity, but I still have an idol. Things are going great!
Good news: I won immunity. Bad news: I need to provide a script to Mr. Stick-to-the-Plan.
So... try not to say anything?
Get a good look, everyone. This could be the last time we see this (until next week, at the reunion).
So... there's no chance they're going to blindside you, is there?
Seriously! I'm the best guy here! Why would they do that?
Not to worry: Just lean really far forward, tilt your head to the side a bit, and it'll probably fall out.
Okay, maybe this is the last time. Sorry for the false alarm.
You want to do a 2-2-2 split and boot JACLYN on the revote? You fool! That's the worst plan ever!
PARTS of it were okay, all right?
Mom, I feel like this torch-shaped stick is symbolically separating us.
Wait a second... you're collecting wood? Since when?
Since the producer told me to, Mom! Duh!
Can we hurry this up? These sticks I'm using to symbolically connect us are heavy!
I'm so proud of Baylor. Today, holding sticks. Tomorrow, who knows?
Ha ha! Fooled you again! This is probably the last time, for reals. Or is it?
Wait up, you guys! I'm on a crutch, you know!
Seriously! I'm slow! Stick to the plan!
Thank you for nto making us wait for Missy to hobble in.
Okay, the Tribal is christened. Let's go!
Alec, still in character from Ep10. Someone should probably let him know it's okay to stop.
Trust, loyalty, blah blah blah. Can we hurry up with the vote? I've got to get back to planning my investment strategy for the million.
Agreed. Please, let's.
*Awkward silence* (Except: Since when does Keith wear Alec's shirt?)
Okay, per your wishes. Anybody want to play an idol? I know two of you have them... hint hint.
*Slightly more awkward silence*
Collective silent Nelson Muntz: Ha ha!
It's funny 'cuz they have to vote again!
Man, I am totally bringing up that Natalie forgot to vote for Keith last time.
And there you have it: The actual last one, at least for the next two hours, unless Jaclyn ends up on the jury.
Uh, dude: that torch deal?
And in the end, it appears the howler monkeys should have been afraid of Missy and Baylor, rather than the other way round