Reed's 4-3-2 plan was made, two idols were played, Wes winged it and paid.
San Juan del Sur: Now with the Strategic Sloth seal of approval!
Okay, I know I *kind of* outted your idol, and you all voted against me, but please let's vote together this time and get Jon out. It'll be fun!
Okay, I know you all just voted against my closest ally and didn't bother to tell me, but please let's vote together this time and get Reed out. It'll be fun!
I have an idol! I was excited until I realized it wasn't edible.
Looks like I have my work cut out for me with this group
All this talk of idols... *maybe* I should look for the one Baylor and I read the clue for four episodes ago.
Okay, totally new challenge: Follow the leader. Everyone! Hands on your hips! Natalie, you're out.
On the next turn, everyone else was eliminated, forcing Probst to turn to plan B.
The Team That Will Obviously Win, wearing yellow.
It's okay, Wes! Maybe someone will swap out for you after we lose.
The Sultan of Spit, in action.
Airborne Wes, out to a lead that will soon be lost by his team.
Soon-to-be-airborne Jon, getting a special camera angle because he's dreamy, apparently
Alec, checking out Baylor's butt
Ah, the traditional dockside rescue ring cam
Yellow making tremendous progress, thanks to guessing right immediately on their key.
Team blue... all watching various attempted keys
Baylor is positive this piece (which goes on top) must be the base
Ah, so that's where that piece goes. That would explain the lack of holes on the top.
And the Team That Will Obviously Win wins! Obviously.
It's so unfair, Jeff! We can't help it that we're bad at puzzles and swimming and locks and working together.
Can't one of those guys swap out for us on reward again? Not Jon obviously, since he's already eating the statue.
For me? Wow, picking a terrible team really paid off!
Thank you, Reed! If all goes well, I'll be voting you out tomorrow, just like we did with Jeremy!
Hey, let's exile Wes! At least we know he won't get an idol! And everyone else over there voted with me last time.
These team challenges are awesome.
Here you go, Wes. Take this map, because we can't be bothered to check in on you again until the IC tomorrow.
Hello, children! Come! Hug us! We haven't bathed in almost four weeks!
Good job chalking a random circle in front of the mound, SEG.
Okay, who wants a Coyopa uniform, number 21? Nobody? Okay, yeah, it's the worst team ever, but someone has to wear it. Draw straws, or something.
You there! Little boy! I'm trying to put this Hunahpu cap on you! Alto!
Que significa 'You're Husband #4 now'? No hablo inglés.
He ran away screaming when he figured out I know Spanish.
Vendor dude, taking his life into his own hands by holding food in front of Jon
Rewardees, plus a group of schoolkids just now learning Title IX does not apply in Nicaragua.
Jaclyn! I caught a kid with my spoon! Can we keep him?
Jon, sporting a vintage 1976 White Sox uniform
I love him, even though he bunted and barely made it to first.
No uniforms or color-coded bats for you guys.
Okay, Keith. Let's go over some basics: We're going to get them to split their votes onto you and Wes, but you HAVE to play along at Tribal, and act like we're not working together.
Reed: What are your thoughts, Keith? Keith: Yep.
Look how comfortable I am with this plan!
Okay, fine. ONE point in favor of team reward challenges.
Who knew that clue we read weeks ago might still work?
There it is...
Baylor had never moved to the well so fast to 'get water' before. Or at all.
Yay, idols, etc.
The face in the middle looks just like Jon!
Natalie: So we'll do this complicated series of boots, ending up in all women. What are your thoughts, Baylor? Baylor: Yep.
Welcome back, Wes! Sorry we forgot about you. We were... washing our hair?
Probst: You're going to stand here forever, doing nothing. Baylor: Yay!
One second in, and Jon STILL hasn't dropped out for food.
Probably not the best hashtag placement, guys.
Take a whiff, guys! Pieces of candy that have previously been in my mouth!
Candy... agggghhhh... must... resist...
Mmm, leftover Probst saliva
About TIME you brought our cookies out, Probst. You can forget about your tip.
Keith has suffered for your sins.
I dunno, that beer looks like an off-label brand
You just gotta wing it sometimes
Baylor/Jaclyn: Any of you people dropping out, you are NOT sharing any of OUR food.
Unblurred nip slip. *gasp*
You guys, this game is kind of boring. Can you wake us when it's time for us to get the million?
Unblurred spit slip. *gasp*
Hey Jeff, if I mention you on Two and a Half Men, can I be in this episode?
Good idea, guys. Anyone else have any other fun memories of my many, many TV appearances? The Jeff Probst Show, maybe? Please say yes.
Um, you guys? The Jeff Probst cameo discussion is fun and all, but we're still doing a challenge here!
Let's wrap this up, guys. Wes wants to look for nude pics of me on my phone.
Oh, come on, Jeff. Everyone's already seen that one.
Fine, I'll eat a bunch of food if I don't have to look at it.
No! No! I said I *don't* want to see it. *barf*
Well *I'm* pleased to see it, Jeff! I mean to win immunity.
Can't watch. Eating.
Dream come true! Perhaps more fully clothed, but close enough.
Okay, this has been fun. Let's talk about my TV appearances more at Tribal.
I can still see the spot where he touched my shoulder! Eh, maybe that's just dirt.
What are you doing, production? This should be Day 27!
As long as everyone in this shot remembers their part, yes. So, in other words, no.
Look, just because I go through a lot of husbands doesn't mean I'm into that sort of freaky stuff
We have a foolproof plan. My job is to stare, slackjawed, throughout Tribal Council. It'll be a stretch, but I have a good feeling about this.
Am I down? I'm getting down! 100%! Down ditty down. Why do you seem skeptical?
Tonight, I'm at the mercy of my alliance. Starting to re-think including Alec in that.
Alec quickly gets into character.
Mmm, leftover wing sauce...
How dare you mention my idol, Reed? You should be sticking to the plan you talked about with Wes and me!
Jon: All this talk about 'sticking to' things makes me hungry, Jeff. Do you have any more candy?
Alec, still in character
A well-oiled machine
Shut up, voices in my head!
Oh wait, it's that woman in front of me. Saying something about American Idol. That reminds me, I should probably play my idol today.
Probst: I was worried you guys weren't picking up on my subtle, subtle hints. THANK YOU.
Yup! This is an idol! If anyone else, perhaps with a mustache, has one, please play it now!
I've got one of those eye-thingies right here! Should I fling it up there, or what?
No thanks, Dad, I'm still fulla wings.
Jeremy takes a break from playing punchies with Josh to violate the jury's vow of silence.
Okay, we have TWO idols now! Anyone else? Three would be pretty cool, and I know one's out there! Whoops.
I totally have the best ideas!
The extra S is for 'Sucks to be you.'
It's okay, it's only one vote. It could still be a tie.
Good show! Jolly good show, old sport!
You think they have biscuits at Ponderosa?
You could ask him directly, he's sitting right next to... oh wait, he's still in character. Never mind.