Survivor: South Pacific general mockery
Survivor: South Pacific mockery - Episode 1
Ozzy vs. Coach, preview vidcaps
By: Jeff Pitman | Published: October 22, 2011

Dude, it makes sense!


We know, we know... people have been wondering: "Why Ozzy and Coach? What do they possibly have in common with each other, apart from being guys whose autographs desperately wants?"


Well fret no more, the picture above explains it all: Ozzy and Coach have now become twins. Of course!

TDT takes you through the post-S22 finale South Pacific preview

If, like a lot of people, you expected the preview of Survivor: South Pacific to show scenes of... well, Survivor: South Pacific... instead of recycled crap from previous Survivor seasons, boy do we have a treat for you! And that treat is: Survivor: South Pacific itself is pretty much recycled crap from previous Survivor seasons! Yay! Below, we've vidcapped and analyzed the entire preview, to help give you an idea of what you'll see next season. (Hint: It'll be exactly the same as Redemption Island, except in Samoa, and with fewer multi-duels, and lower-tier returning stars than Boston Rob and Russell Hantz).


So here is the preview, in vidcap gallery form, along with our explanations for what you're seeing.