These trips will fill up once "Pearl Harbor" hits
movie screens, and the public starts clamoring for this unique and exotic
adventure package. So, sign up today, and beat the rush! Click
on the picture above and be whisked away into an explosive world of danger
and international intrigue! Don't delay!
* Legal disclaimer: U.S. Navy and Greenpeace not responsible for
collateral damage which may occur as the result of civilians piloting,
launching torpedoes and/or missiles from, or surfacing U.S. nuclear-powered
submarines. Not recommended for children under the ade of 13, pregnant
women, or people with heart conditions.
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