January, 2008   New format! Same old crap!
Presenting (just in time to screw up the election): Win, Lose or Bore!
    The True Dork Times's "Win, Lose or Bore" game. A tedious exercise in predicting the outcomes of the 2008 Presidential primary elections, or happy, happy funtime? Hard to say, but with shiny new popularity polls, in which you can vote for the elimination of one of the many candidates, Survivor-style (also American Idol-style), maybe it's both. Everyone welcome to vote, regardless of age, country of origin, or adject idiocy (we don't care). Vote now, vote often.

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2008 Political elimination game results
Survivor-style Week 2 bootees: Rudy Giuliani Idol-style Week 2 cut:
Rudy Giuliani
rudy out
rudy out
Alas, poor Rudy. Time for tears?

Week 3 ends Saturday, 1/19/08 - vote now
Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites (aka Half-ASS) crap
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Survivometer 16 - You know the drill by now. Contestant-based spoilers and info, including projected chances of survival. Or not.
Survivor Micronesia spoilers
Survivor: Micronesia spoilers - Week-by-week compilation of spoilers and speculation, drawn from our own sources and observations and/or (mostly) from around the Spoilerverse.
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Survivor: Micronesia calendar - All the crap that happened. Now in convenient calendrical form. Updated as the show airs. May contain spoilers. Blah, blah, etc.
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